Episode 9 - 'Copyright Infringement'

Introduction by a seedy old man that speaks like Yoda.

The four housemates sit in a bar.  It's Friday night and they're all excited for their plans for Saturday.  Karen is going to compulsively eat all day, Phil is going beat up Satanists, and Karl is going to polish his collection of rare 1980 Fast Food collectible toys.  Chas is very excited to have a new plug-in for his PlayStation and will be perfecting his skills all day.

When they all get home they all go to bed except Chas who can't wait to play on his PlayStation.

Karl wakes up but he doesn't have a Saturday feeling at all.  He goes into the kitchen, still feeling off.  Karen is there too, and she also complains of having a 'Sunday' feeling.

The two of them go into the living room, and tell the bleary eyed Chas that it's the agreed two hours of the week that everyone else in the house gets to use the TV.  Grudgingly Chas lets them turn on SMTV.  But SMTV isn't on.  Instead it's Sunday Morning Worship!  Shock!  Horror!  Saturdays have been destroyed!!!

Brief shot of Phil with a baseball bat advancing on small group gathered round a sacrificial altar.

Chas says he doesn't care about Saturdays.  If it's not Saturday they can't watch TV, he can play on his PlayStation.  He elbows them out the way and goes back to his game.  This is when Karl and Karen notice the 6-foot pole crackling with electricity sticking out of the small black box.

Karl goes to rip the pole out of the box but is electrocuted and is blasted across the room. 
Karl declares that this must be the work of some vicious anti-Saturday group.  They'll have to find the group, steal the blue prints to the pole, find its weak point and attack.

Phil goes to attack the Satanists but instead he is converted by the Satanists to the Dark Side.

Karl does some surprisingly quick Internet-research on the front and finds The Weekend-Liberation Front, a group of Satanists strongly opposed to Saturdays.

While being taught the ways of the Satanist group Phil contracts laryngitis and starts to talk in a voice very much like James Earl Jones.

Karen and Karl venture out to the Satanist's camp in the woods.  They meet a grimy old man who says that Karl has great potential to destroy the weekend-liberation front as long as 'Guided by the Mass time Acceleration you are.'  Karl asks him what he's talking about but he just gives Karl a large stick and tells him to do battle.

Karen and Karl sneak up on the camp where Phil is talking in a menacing voice and wearing a black cloak.  They are outnumbered but remembering the old man's words Karl does some careful physics equations then wanders in waving his stick randomly.  While Karl is beaten to a pulp, Karen is able to steal the plans.

Back at the house Karl and Karen study the plans and finds a weak spot.  They'll have to shrink themselves to a tiny size, then fly in tiny spacecraft, go through a miniscule hole and then launch missiles at the pole's core.  Luckily Karl bought a shrink ray and a spaceship on Thursday.

Back at the Satanist camp the Satanists work out what Karl and Karen will do, so they shrink down Phil and put him in a rival spacecraft.

Phil and Karl have an aerial dual in their living room.  Karen calculates Phil's mass times his acceleration so that they outmaneuver him and sneak into the pole which they then blow up.